If you understand the difference between a flugelhorn and a mellophone, chances are this page is for you.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their little floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

(Source: rosegym)

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

modern-requiem:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

I’m cry

(Source: rantyrandy)

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(Source: crocroach)

rings-the-gaelic-rover:

ofrejects:

space-doge:

kfc-official:

thatstheriddle:

thefandomlyfe:

bunnywith:

morgrana:

camefreyan:

spoken-not-written:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

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I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

oh my goodness

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that’s a lot of selfies

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fuck.

PLEASE.

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um

wow ur hot send selfies immediately

JAKE I DEMAND ONE

Reblogging to prove this is bs

Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed. 

(Source: buzzfeed)

shitshilarious:

Don’t use a smartphone when taking a test

its cheating

tests are preparing you for the real world

and in the real world people aren’t allowed to use smartphones 

skeletons-of-trees:

a2zfilms:

"I dont think i’ll ever take a better photo than this in my entire life. I have the love of my life swimming under and wave and one of my best friends on a wave"
-Will Skudin

skeletons-of-trees:

a2zfilms:

"I dont think i’ll ever take a better photo than this in my entire life. I have the love of my life swimming under and wave and one of my best friends on a wave"

-Will Skudin

kno-1knows:

BanksyYou are one wry little genius.

kno-1knows:

Banksy
You are one wry little genius.

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again