If you understand the difference between a flugelhorn and a mellophone, chances are this page is for you.

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

cassidy-rae11:

Goddamnit Michigan…

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

sophomore-slump101:

tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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This looks like art

And you bitches wonder why I drink.

(Source: thelynchpinwithin)

mashable:

verusmihi:

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

Perfect gif to describe the reaction

Whoa!

(Source: sizvideos)

shepardism:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

mazarinedrake:


xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

oh those crazy aristocrats

mazarinedrake:

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

oh those crazy aristocrats

(Source: sunshinefun27)

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

simplystormie:

Stop it it’s too cute

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

robertdowneyhiddles:

i present to you

people that look like animated characters

you’re welcome

CHRIS HEMSWORTH JFC

(Source: bruce--bannerisms)

deerstyle:

Black Tie.

The Dinner Suit with a shawl lapelled vest, wingtip collar and bowties.

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut