If you understand the difference between a flugelhorn and a mellophone, chances are this page is for you.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
German Shepherds and their little floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.
I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
oh my goodness
that’s a lot of selfies
wow ur hot send selfies immediately
JAKE I DEMAND ONE
Reblogging to prove this is bs
Don’t use a smartphone when taking a test
tests are preparing you for the real world
and in the real world people aren’t allowed to use smartphones
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again